How to survive a horror movie, reedited.1.Always the number one rule for horror movies, never have sex. You and your lover will be to distracted doing it to even notice the killer is standing right above you,ready to plunge his knife into your back.
2.Never ask the police for help,they always end up dying at some point.
3.If your friend is injured, leave him behind. Someone has to live to tell the tale.
4.Don't ever tell your friends that you will be back. You won't be back.
5.Don't drive down deserted country roads. Who knows what kind of people live there.
6.Whatever you do, do not separate like they do in the scooby doo movies. The killer could easily pick you off one by one.
7.Stay in your room if you hear a strange noise coming from outside your door. Lock yourself in and close the curtain if you have to and shut the fuck up.
8.Never brush your teeth. When you bend down to spit the toothpaste out and go back up, you will probably encounter something horrifying in the mirror.
9.Use your fucking common sense, easy as that