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Lab catsIt was just another day in the lab,wires attached to your head as usual, needles everywhere in you. Shadow quickly woke up from her unconsciousness and slowly looked around, being careful not to make the needle go in deeper. All she remembered was something hard hitting her in the head and here she woke up. Her ears quickly perked up she layed back down as a twoleg in a white lab coat stopped and looked down at her.The twoleg then carefully took out the wires and needles and picked her up, cradle in it's arms. "Are you gonna set me free?" But the twoleg walked over, set her in a cage, and locked the door before walking off. "Of course it's always the cage." She looked over at her friend next door. A old brown tom covered in scars everywhere. He had been here longer than the other cats and survived every experiment, thus making him a little bonkers in the head, but he was still himself.
How to survive a horror movie (my version)First of all, never have sex. You are to distracted and a killer could easily sneak up on you and kill you.
Never say you will be right back to your friends, you won't be right back.
Never seek the police for help, they'll end up getting killed first.
If your a black guy, you'll get killed first. (Thanks Jon for reminding me to add this)
If your a hot girl with big boobs, you will die first. No exceptions.
If your surrounded by a horde of Nazi zombies, you have only two options. Kill yourself or fight the horde off, (which you will probably fail but eh who knows.)
If your friend gets injured and calls for you to come back, ignore her. You can make a new friend if you manage to survive.
Listen to what the people are screaming in the theater.
Never go to any house without a light on Halloween, you'll end up becoming next year's halloween candy or your head becoming a pumpkin for the person.
Never go into hallways, the killer could be waiting for you right next to the door with a (insert
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